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HOW TO SKYDIVE

by John Osebold

Who doesn't want to experience the thrill of falling through the air at maximum velocity? Shut up, Carl, I wasn't asking you. HOW TO SKYDIVE​.

1. wow we are so high up

2. uh

3. I changed my mind, I'm not jumping

4. no no, you go ahead

5. I know it's this week's topic but I'm telling you I'm not jumping

6. sorry

7. what do you mean you're going to push me out

8. no you can't NO NO NO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

9. AHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

​10. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

11. AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHH

12. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

13.

14. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

15. AHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

16. THAT WAS SO AMAZING

17. DID YOU SEE ME I WAS FLYING LIKE A BIRD WELL FALLING BUT WOW DID YOU SEE ME WOW

18. I WAS SO HIGH UP AND THERE WAS JUST WOW I HAVE NEVER FELT SO FREE

19. I HAVE TO PEE SO BAD oh never mind I already did

20. twice