The Trivial Eye: Hearts (and Harts)

by Jason Toon

Open your heart to the Valentine's Day edition of the Trivial Eye, which gets to the heart of the holiday with all the hearts and Harts your heart could desire. Look into your heart and identify these eight hearty homonyms, homophones, and namesakes. It's not for the faint of h(e)art.

our hearts will go on

Answers are here. Please post your guesses, speculations, or arguments below! But know this: the Trivial Eye is presented for public amusement and no prizes are offered other than that familiar feeling of aggravation that so much of your mind is occupied by useless trivia.

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