There Can Be Only Pun: Bread Idioms

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!


We did cheese last week. This week, we want bread! We're looking for bread idioms:

  • Knead not, want not
  • Caught bread handed
  • Doughn't count your chickens before they hatch
The best from last week (Cheese Birds):
  1. Humming Curd (bsmith1)
  2. Crowvel (Jason Toon)
  3. Briemu (Josef Villanasco)