There Can Be Only Pun: Literary Fashion

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Literary Fashion!

Authors are known for being some of the best dressed people in the world. Okay, that's a lie. But they make for great fashion puns. Like:

Now it's your turn. Post yours in the comments and I'll choose my faves next week.

The best from last time (The Edible Games):

  1. Shot Pudding (Zeusandhera)
  2. Javelinguine (the masterful jimkillian)
  3. Dressasiago (goldilion)