There Can Be Only Pun: Notorious Criminal Pets

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Notorious Criminal Pets

In honor of our Heavy Petting event going on over at Sellout.Woot, we decide to look for some pet puns. But not just any pet puns, we want pet and notorious criminal mash-ups. Examples:

These are fun, but you can do better. Post yours in the comments and I'll choose my favorite next time.

Last Week's Winner (Crappy Cop Dramas):Walker, Texas Dangler from Eric Roberson on Facebook.

Other Favorites: Martial Lawg from stradni and Jake and the Scatman from blars.