There Can Be Only Pun: Tool and Garden Bands!

by Sean Adams

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!


To honor the newest addition to the Woot family, Tools and Garden, we're looking for tool & garden band puns. And not tool, like the band Tool. But tools. Like hammers and drills and stuff. Check out some examples:

  • My Life with the Drill Kill Kult
  • Guns & Hoses
  • Wilson Phillipshead

Those are fine enough, but you guys are always better at this than me. So go ahead, post yours in the comments below. OR on Facebook. OR, you can tweet it. Just use the hashtag #handybands and we'll find it!

Winner from a while ago (Historical Celebrities): Mary MagDylan Mcdermott from djmetz.

Other Favorites: Che Guevara Fawcett from ghondooby, and (p)Aristotle Hilton from portlandslack.

Photo by flickr user stebulus, used under a Creative Commons License.