Wednesday, October 10

Completely Unfair Comparisons: The Internet Always Wins!

by Sean Adams

There are plenty of places on Woot where you can find helpful information. This is not one of those places. Every week we will be comparing 3 pairs of things that shouldn’t be compared using this formula: Unrelated Thing X vs. Unrelated Thing Y in terms of Function Z. Facts will be misunderstood, overlooked, or changed for the sake of the argument. Enjoy.

1. A Bratwurst vs. Huge Muscles in terms of Sweater Shopping

Huge muscles are strong. But sometimes they can be too strong for their own good. For example, when you’re trying on sweaters. Flex a little bit too much while you’re trying it on, and next thing you know, you’re muscles are bursting through the seams and you’ve gotta pay for a sweater that clearly didn’t fit anyway. No, a bratwurst is the right man for this job. After eating one you’ll feel nourished and satisfied, which means you’ll be ready to really assess each sweater for its merits, not just grab the first one because you're too hungry to think.

Advantage:


Bratwurst

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