There Can Be Only Pun: Bands in the Bathroom!
by Sean Adams
It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Bathroom Bands!
Here's the deal: I'm starting a new band. Here's the scoop: we only perform in bathrooms, and we mostly just rewrite other people's songs to be about bathroom stuff. So, what should we call ourselves? Here are some ideas:
