Core Bamboo Your Choice Cutting Boards

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Bamboo-ya!

They look so nice they might put you in a trance!

I just wanted to cut some red pepper. It seemed simple enough. All I needed to do is get my Core Bamboo cutting board out, grab a knife, and go to work. So, that's what I did. I started slicing, all the while staring at the board's surface, crafted from 100% organically grown bamboo.

Then things went black.

When I came to, the red pepper was chopped so fine that it was basically part of the board. My wrist was pencil thin and from my chin hung a long beard.

"David! David, are you there?" I looked up. I recognized the woman in front of me as my wife, but she appeared much older than she did that very morning. Or was it that morning? No, my wife informed me, it was not! "David, you've been in a trance chopping that red pepper for nearly two decades! Oh my heavens, I thought you'd never come out of it!"

"Mom, how many times do I have to tell you! Stop talking to dad like he's alive..." It was my son, Barry. When I began chopping he'd been a toddler. Now, he was a teenager. He stopped speaking abruptly when he saw me, looking up from the cutting board. "Dad?" he cried.

"My boy!" I said, weakly.

"Barry's all grown up! He's the quarterback! Just like his father was!" my wife said.

This confused me. "But I never played football," I said. "I liked computers."

The look of excitement on my wife's face was replaced by one of panic. "Oh no, David! I'm sorry! I meant to say..."

"What's going on in here? Who are you talking to, honey?" Into the room walked a man I didn't recognize, but he appeared to be comfortable in my house. "Oh, hello David..." he said, awkwardly when our eyes met.

My wife quickly shooed him and Barry out of the room, and sat me down in a chair at the kitchen table. That man, she explained, was Eric, her new husband. After years of waiting for me to come out of my trance, she'd given up and moved on.

"You can stay as long as you need to to get back on your feet, of course," she told me, but I could tell she didn't mean it, so I packed my things that day and moved to a studio apartment downtown. My industry, technology, had moved on without me, so I found employment bagging groceries. Sometimes my wife will bring Barry to the store when she does her grocery shopping. Those moments are bittersweet: it's pleasant to see them, but sad to think of what might have been.

The moral of this story: these bamboo cutting boards are SO sleek looking they can hypnotize ya!

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Features

3-Piece Cutting Board Set

  • This collection of small, medium and large bamboo cutting boards that are lightweight and easy to store
  • Perfect for slicing and dicing your favorite fruits, vegetables, and meats, these boards are perfect for all of your kitchen prep
  • The thin design makes these lightweight boards easy to slip into any size closet for easy storage
  • The look and design of each handcrafted board allows you to pick up and move around your kitchen for optimal use
  • Crafted from 100% organically grown bamboo
  • FDA approved
  • Durable enough for everyday use
  • Hand wash with light soap, warm water and wipe dry

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XL Cutting Board

  • This all-purpose cutting board is ideal for all food preparation, presentation and serving
  • Extra large 20" x 14" surface gives you plenty of room for cutting, chopping and carving
  • Made of durable long-lasting renewable bamboo that is harder than most traditional hardwoods, this board won’t dull knives and is maintenance free
  • Prepare everything from weekday meals to Thanksgiving dinner on this cutting boards, or present your newest culinary creation at your table with pride
  • Hand wash with light soap, warm water and wipe dry, prolonged soaking is not recommended
  • Not for use in a microwave or dishwasher

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Days Core Bamboo

Specs

3-Piece Cutting Board Dimensions
Small Cutting Board: L 8" x W 6" x H .33"
Medium Cutting Board: L 12" x W 9" x H .33"
Large Cutting Board: L 15" x W 11.5" x H .33"

 

XL Cutting Board Dimensions
All XL Cutting Boards Measure:  20" x 14" x 0.75"

In the Box:

Choose From:

(1) Core Bamboo 3-Piece Cutting Board Set (choose style) includes:

  • (1) Small Cutting Board
  • (1) Medium Cutting Board
  • (1) Large Cutting Board

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(1) Core Bamboo XL Cutting Board (choose style)

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Core Bamboo Your Choice Cutting Boards
$9.99 Sold Out Home & Garden > Kitchen & Dining
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