Help Professor Crapschmidt solve his Master Equation

Welcome to the Crapschmidt Conundrum, a cerebrum-crunching Woot-Off trivia game with crappy rewards! Follow along here to play, and keep an eye on new items as they appear. You don't need math skill to play -- only need a calculator, a search engine, and competitive/masochistic streak! 

Professor Basil P. Crapschmidt is on the verge of an intellectual breakthrough. After years of painstaking study, he has determined that the universe can be explained by the numbers found in random bits of trivia. His only problem: He can't do math.

Help this visionary but arithmetically challenged scholar complete his Master Equation and you shall be crappily rewarded! 

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Features

  • Built-in Bluetooth & FM radio
  • Plays MP3 files stored in your SD card or USB thumb drive
  • Compatible with all Bluetooth-enabled devices such as Smartphones, tablets, etc
  • Play/pause/forward/rewind buttons on unit & remote for easy access
  • Full function infrared remote control
  • On/off power switch
  • AUX-in to connect to non-Bluetooth devices
  • 5 EQ modes (SD/USB mode only): Classic, pop, rock, jazz & normal
  • Wireless range up to 33 feet
  • Slot on top of unit to hold your tablet or phone
  • Four speaker audio system
  • USB charging port on back

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

Warranty: 90 Day QFX

Specs

  • Ouput Power: 5W x 4 @ 4 ohms
  • Bluetooth Range: Up to 33 feet
  • Power: AC 100-240V
  • Dimensions: 5.75"(W) x 39.75"(H) x 6.5"(D)

In the box:

  • QFX CS-42USBT Bluetooth Tower Speaker with FM/USB/SD
  • Remote Control with Battery
  • AC Adapter
  • Instruction Manual

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QFX Bluetooth Tower Speaker w/ FM/USB/SD
$59.99 Sold Out Electronics
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