A Place For Your Butt

Regardless of how you feel about it, your butt is an important part of your body. It's what you use to sit, to dance, and it's what I stare at every time you walk by, no matter how many restraining orders you get. And it deserves a comfy place to sit. Show your butt some love, and make sure it never has to go without a comfy stool.

Ends on December 7 at 9AM CT

About Bar Stools

If not for bar stools, you'd have nowhere to sit on a cold night, like all the others, elbows denting the dingy brown beer-slick countertop in your trenchcoat and fedora. Waiting for Canino. Tommy the Snitch said he'd be here tonight, and Tommy never lies ... at least not after you've broken his first four fingers. But without this stool, you'd have to stand there, awkward, holding you double whiskey straight, and be way too easy for that scumbag Canino to spot. And you know how that ends; long fall into a shallow grave, gumshoe.