An HDTV Bacchanalia

Sing to me, HD muses, of Adam and his epic football party. How doughty Adam separated the clam dip into two bowls for convenience, as a ship shoulders a mighty wave and splits it with her bow. How, finding his men parched and angry, he ventured to distant bodegas and found there golden ambrosia. Sing to me!

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About HDTVs

We're no experts, but we're pretty sure HDTVs look good because they have so many pixels. Tons and tons of pixels. Each HDTV has more pixels than there are atoms in the universe. Maybe.