August Steiner Watches

Why do I hate the month of August? Swamp ass, that's why. You know what I'm talking about. You're enjoying a delightful outdoor summer brunch. Perhaps with cantaloupe, mimosas and lively banter. You pay your check. You stand up. And there's a disgusting, frothy puddle of sweat in the seat. It's terrible. But these watches are good.

Ends on March 16 at 9AM CT