We're trying to identify the ultimate craze. Here's what we've got so far: a dubstep country song about a dance that you can do alongside a popular television figure wearing a new type of jacket that's also made from bacon. What do you think? Have we got it yet? Or should bacon be in there twice?
Ends on April 19 at 9AM CT
We're not saying you shouldn't eat them. We're just saying, please, respect what they've sacrificed for you. They created this most delicious of meats. The least you can do is give them a round of applause.