Bar Stool Barrage

A quick Googling of "bar stool" reveals that nobody can agree if it's one word or two. Amazon does one word, but stool experts Crate & Barrel choose to separate them. We had a quick discussion in the writers' room and decided that "barstool" just looks too funny. 

Ends on October 25 at 9AM CT

About Bar Stools 

How are you supposed to lean your forehead in the bar in defeat after your third spouse leaves you if not on a bar stool?