Batteries. Lots Of 'Em.

Listen, we've got like 2,000,000,000 batteries over here. So maybe you don't think you need 72 AAAs, but just grab some anyway. Give some to your niece. Use them as a ballast in your vessel. We don't care what you do with them, but please: Take some off our hands.

Ends on January 2 at 9AM CT

About Batteries

They're tiny little packets of energy, just like grapes or plutonium balls.