Hey, we know how it goes. Life has a lot of pressure! And be it school or job or relationship madness, you can't always blast Loverboy and catch a wheel as you speed away. So we got the gear to help you play as hard as you work. You can't succeed if you can't ever relax.
Hey, we've all got people telling us what to do. People you just want to STRANGLE until they FINALLY SEE JUST WHAT JERKFACES THEY'RE BEING WHEN YOU… oh, they read these things? As we were saying, we've all know wonderful people we wouldn't trade for the world. That's why we need to have fun sometimes. So we don't carry that stress with us! Face it, the job or the class is what you gotta do, but the fun is who you are. Ain't no stress when you're smiling.