Dyson Floorcare

No. NO. I don't even want to hear it. We had an agreement. I'd add an element of warmth and coziness under your feet, you'd care for me with only the best of the best. I have nothing left to say to you. Leave me. I SAID TAKE YOUR CHEAP KNOCK-OFF VACUUM AND GET OUT OF HERE.
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Ends on October 31 at 9AM CT

About Dyson

Dyson's commitment to innovative design technology - including their annual James Dyson Award for students who have engineered unique solutions to everyday problems - has propelled the company to ever-loftier heights of sucking. (Oh, come on, we sell so many of these things, you've got to allow us a "suck" joke every once in a while.)
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