Dyson Vacuums & Fans

Man, this sucks. All I wanted to do was clean my room, and now I've got this vacuum that really sucks. If you also need a vacuum that sucks, you've come to the right place. If you need a vacuum that blows, you actually need a fan, not a vacuum, but even if that's the case, you've still come to the right place.
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Ends on August 20 at 9AM CT

About Dyson

Dyson's commitment to innovative design technology - including their annual James Dyson Award for students who have engineered unique solutions to everyday problems - has propelled the company to ever-loftier heights of sucking. (Oh, come on, we sell so many of these things, you've got to allow us a "suck" joke every once in a while.)
Dyson official site