Flameless LED Candles
In case the authorities are reading this, I'm TOTALLY kidding about setting my house on fire. (But seriously, if you know a guy, give him my number.) So I'm underwater by 70% and hemorraging money on a home I can't sell, but that's no reason to commit insurance fraud! (No, really, you know a guy?) I'll just do the responsible thing and ride it out til the market rebounds.