Floorcare is what we do to fight entropy. Entropy is what happens when the universe falls apart. The universe is where we live. Where we live is the place where we do most of our standing. And on what surface does most of our standing happen? That's right. The floor. Q.E.D.

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About The British

Seriously. The best profanities in the work come from the United Kingdom. Do a little research. It's like poetry, the way they swear.