Yeah, there was a time when you could just sail into class with some wadded up napkins and a sixty-nine cent ball point pen and "Good Will Hunting" the Dean's List but GUESS WHAT? THE NINETIES ARE OVER, SLACKER! Today's the digital age, and if you don't have a computer, you're not only going to fail, you won't even fail happily. How are you gonna find parties without Facebook? Either buy a computer or start wandering the world learning mysticism and kung fu. And even then, you'll want to check your Gmail.