It must be hard, living in the perpetual shadow of that giant baby mug, its precious disposition suffocating you slowly with love and adorability. Having to endure the gasps and horrified looks that say, "You're a monster. A MONSTER!" when you tell people you sell Gerber-brand knives. But in the end (like end-of-the-world end) you'll get the last laugh. Because you have survival skills, and the utility knives and multi-tools to back them up. So stand tall, my friend. Your day is coming.
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