HDTV Blitz

The external world is an uncertain, scary place. Full of monsters, bugaboos, and general malfeasance, it is best avoided or ignored. That's where HDTVs come in! Their captivating picture draws you into a safe, stable place where nobody can hurt you. Just never look away.

Ends on September 18 at 9AM CT

About HDTVs

HDTVs can be identified in the wild by their thin profiles, sharp picture, and innumerable arcane specs. Look, over there! A rare 1080p LED 1:1000000 contrast ratio Vizio!