I Got Dem Blue Microphone Blues

So you have clinical depression. That's a bummer. But why not re-brand your psychological condition as "The Blues" and start a career as a musician? Pick up one of these microphones and begin funnelling your lifelong problems into a captive audience. 
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Ends on November 27 at 9AM CT

About Blue Microphones

Blue Microphones was founded in 1995 with the belief that technical innovation and cutting-edge design can combine to create a family of audio tools that not only look inspiring, but sound like nothing else on the planet. 
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