Ugh, foodies are so annoying, am I right? I'm so glad I'm not one of them. Oh, hold on. I'm next in line at this food truck so I gotta order. Yes, hi. I'll have the salted-caramel bacon-encrusted balsamic octopus mac n' cheese with a side of the locally sourced pork-belly scrapple. And a cold-brew, single-origin iced coffee to drink with that. Anyway, sorry about that. Where was I?