Polar Heart Rate Monitors

You only get one heart (unless you're a vice-president) so you'd better make it count. Keep track of how fast it goes with these monitor watches and for Heaven's sake EXERCISE MORE! And lay off the bratwurst and fries.

Ends on April 2 at 9AM CT

About Hearts

You just can't beat 'em. HA! Get it? That joke's first rate! GET IT? Heart RATE? Boy, you people just don't understand comedy. This knocked 'em dead in 1942.