Shred, Fellows, with Fellowes Shredders

Good people of Woot, you need not worry about identity theft or stolen information any longer! With a proper shredder from Fellowes Shredders, your receipts and birth certificates and illegal deeds on mining claims will be gone in a matter of minutes!
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Ends on January 15 at 9AM CT

About Fellowes

Fellowes was recently named "An Adoption Friendly Workplace," so I guess you can just walk in and take a baby if you see one.
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