Swiss Army Watches

"I've been trying for 2 HOURS AND 17 MINUTES to open un-cork this bottle of wine with my Swiss Army Knife, but it just WON'T WORK!" "That's because it's not a Swiss Army Knife. It's a Swiss Army Watch." "Ah, so that's how I was able to make such a precise estimate..."

Ends on January 14 at 9AM CT