There's a Nor'Easter A-Comin'! GEAR UP!

By this time tomorrow, the Great New England Icekrieg of 2013 will be in full effect. From Portland to Providence to Pepperidge Farm, that legendary Yankee hardiness will be tested by hurricane-force winds and a foot or two of snow. Either civilization will regress to Ice Age savagery, or everybody will go tubing. Either way, we're hoping woolly mammoths make a comeback.

Ends on February 12 at 9AM CT

About the Big Snowstorm

We're writing this the day before this frozen onslaught is supposed to hit, so we have no idea what will happen. We hope it fizzles out and everybody's OK. If recent snowverhyped snowverreactions are any indication, that's not unlikely.