What's that sound? Is it behind you? Beside you? Did you imagine it? Today's gamers can't afford to take chances. When it was just about Yar's Revenge it wasn't hard to keep one eye on that deadly missile, but today there's SO MUCH! If you need to win, you need a headset. Simple as that.
Turtles are nature's gamers. They dig in, duck down, stay protected, and live longer than almost any predator. Plus, when new ones spawn, they make so many that it's just not possible to stop them all. Hail the turtle! The symbol of gaming champions everywhere!