Look, it doesn't matter if you watch PBS or MTV, you're still learning something. Maybe it's science or current events. Maybe it's just how to gather material for a scathing comedy sketch poking fun at reality shows. Either way, you're still gonna need a television to make it happen.
Listen, if you've got to come down HERE to learn what televisions are, you REALLY need one. Or maybe you're H.G. Wells, exploring the present day as you search for your friend, Jack The Ripper, who escaped with your time machine prototype. If that's the case, welcome, H.G.! Try the pomme frites!