Whirling Blades of Snowy Doom

Snow's a pain. It's good for skiing, and punishing unruly younger siblings/total strangers, but beyond that, its just a freezing cold obstacle in between you and the rest of your life. You could just shovel it, but don't you want a bit more revenge? A bit more high velocity rotating death machine style revenge? Well here you go.

Ends on December 7 at 9AM CT

About Snowblowers

They blow. But not in a negative or pejorative way; they blow in the cool way. Like wind, or explosions, or up-dolls. They create gusts of joy, happiness, and, you know, snow.