You Robot

The broom, the mop, the vacuum: now that we have robots to take their place, they'll all go the way of the washboard and the anvil and the shoegrinder. Oh, you don't remember shoegrinders? EXACTLY.

Ends on April 30 at 9AM CT

About Floor-Care Robots

I know what you're expecting. You're expecting me to make tired old Skynet jokes, about how this is the first step in the robots taking over, the Matrix is coming, they're unfeeling soulless monsters that will destroy us all, blah blah blah. Well I'm not going to do that; it's been done to death. And besides, how do we know they can't read? I don't want something pejorative like that "soulless monsters" comment on record.