Floor's best friend, dog's worst enemy.
You can buy your dog the fanciest, most expensive dog toys in the world, but nothing will ever make him as crazy-hyper as the vacuum.
Traditional stuffed dog toys not only fail to hold a dog's attention for more than ten minutes at a time, they also leave your floors covered in all manner of string, fuzz, and gnarled, wet scraps of cloth.
On the other hand, a vacuum will keep your floors spotless and clean, all while providing your pet with hours and hours of entertainment and excitement.
Maybe even enough excitement go get him to nap peacefully for the rest of the afternoon? Listen, we're not making any promises here.