Air Conditioner? P'SHAW, I say!
Sorry, sorry. I know I work for Woot and all but I calls 'em likes I sees 'em. This calls itself an "air conditioner" but you know what? It only cools the air! There's no other condition to select for my hard-earned home air! What if I want it to smell like Cheetos, huh? I mean, how am I gonna open my "Dog Feet Lounge" on time now?! Tell me!