I got terrible Internet on this thing. {Listening} What do you mean, "Not that kind of router?"
I wired this thing to my modem and all I got was a beautiful wood-cut of an Autumn scene with the words "I LONG TO BE FREE" and now I think my computer is gaining sentience. Is compucide still legal? Because that thing has got my browser history and that is WAY too much of a liability... it must die.