This is an OMEN that you gotta buy an OMEN! Now with 100% less jackals!
Yup, a real life omen. Just as real as ravens hitting your window or jackals guarding your kid. It's an omen that you are in desperate need of a curved 35” diagonal display. If it helps, play some creepy 1960's discordant chorus wailing away at something. "lalaLALAlalaLALA BUUUUUY this monitor OOOOooooo!"