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Anything you put in your pockets becomes cargo.
No longer are you just some ordinary guy carrying a pen in his pocket. You've "got a pen in your cargo bay." Of course, there's the off-chance someone might misinterpret that as some kind of creepy innuendo. Then again, there's also the off-chance you'll meet someone who's really into creepy innuendos.