I love the word "luggage" onnacounta it's got the word "lug" in it.
It's like, "You're gonna lug stuff around, so use this!" Can we apply this to other useful items? Can I call the Tupperware I tote my leftovers in "eatage"? My treadmill "runnage"? My bathroom scale "tonnage"? HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M FAT.