Sweeeet curves there, appliance!
[creepy 80's rocker voice] Aw yeah, baby. Baby, baby yeah. Come on with those sweet curves. They dangerous? They dangerous curves? [points] GUITAR! I bet these curves are like a road in the rain at night; slippery when wet. [pours a Rolling Rock on the monitor and is immediately electrocuted] HIYAAAAAAA! [crowd goes wild]