Today Only - ends in 6hrs or until sold out
You may not be the right kind of... people to own this rug.
Muffy and I are extremely... discerning over who adopts one of our Superior Rugs. Not any ordinary riff-raff can get their hands on one of our purebred babies. We'll need to do a full background check on you to make sure there are no flooring cruelty charges in your past. Plus, we'll need to see your full financial records to make sure you have the... means to take care of this Carpetus Superiourus. You may leave your application in the foyer.