Today Only - ends in 18hrs or until sold out
How to DIY yourself a weighted blankie:
Ingredients:
• 1 Duvet
• 6 rolls of Gorilla Tape
• 12 Cinderblocks
Instructions: Stare at ingredients and then listen to your furious wife and buy one of these here blankets.
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Home Liquidation Sale
Currently, the only liquid in my house is about 80-proof.
Ends July 27 at 12AM CT -
Relaxation Essentials
Just lay back and say, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh."
Ends July 23 at 12AM CT -
Home Garage Sale
Make yourself at Home! ...I mean, within reason. Keep your pants where they are, please.
Ends July 21 at 12AM CT -
Kitchen Garage Sale
My favorite of the kitchen is the potato smasher. I mean, I've never actually used it to smash a potato, per se...
Ends July 21 at 12AM CT -
Great Deals on Hand Sanitizer!
I’ve sang the ‘Happy Birthday’ song so many times, I’m considering a career in showbiz.
Ends July 19 at 12AM CT -
All the Thermometer Deals!
What does a thermometer name her son? Luke...warm. HAHA! (Editor’s Note: Brian, what did I say about puns?)
Ends July 22 at 12AM CT -
Bedroom, Bath & More
Note: "and More" no longer includes live elephants.
Ends July 20 at 12AM CT