Today Only - ends in 4hrs or until sold out
Harness the Untold Power of the Ninja
(Soft flute plays) Welcome my child. You have come to Woot seeking POWER. Today you can unleash the mystical power of your very own personal NINJA! It gives you the power to crush your enemies. Blast through evil fruits and vegetables with the Ninja’s spinning blades of death. Stare into the whirling depths of its vortex as it pulls ingredients to their eminent demise. Beat your beets! Kill your kale! Menace your margaritas! Make even the largest of ice cubes feel the icy fingers of death with your Ninja’s Total Crushing Technology!© (Disappears into a puff of smoke leaving nothing behind but the fresh scent of pine)
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Home Garage Sale
Ends August 21 at 12AM CT -
Stuff with a Plug
Ooh, plugs, SO analog, dude.
Ends August 27 at 12AM CT -
Arts and Crafts Galore
More like farts & crafts galore {pfffffft} {Don't leave your laptop open, Dad.}
Ends August 20 at 12AM CT -
Bedding and Bath Galore
Hey... where's the Beyond?
Ends September 7 at 12AM CT -
Off to College
MONKEYS LOOSE IN THE DORM!
Ends August 20 at 12AM CT -
Stock the Kitchen
Stock the kitchen! Stack the plates! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
Ends August 27 at 12AM CT -
Kids Back to School
Kick 'em back to school, then pop a cold one. You've earned it, parents!
Ends August 20 at 12AM CT