Today Only - ends in 12hrs or until sold out
What have you done to deserve your dog's love? NOTHING.
So buy the pooch a playpen! If that's too froofy for your hardcore bulldog, then just call it the Octagon and announce him like a MMA ringmaster announcing the title card fight for the night.
"In this corner, wearing a ladybug collar, weighing in at 45 pounds, give it up for.... MUFFYYYYYYY!"