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Shorts! Like pants, but shorter!
You could make your own shorts by buying pants and cutting them off, but here's what will inevitably happen: You'll cut one leg and then you'll TRY to cut the other leg at exactly the same spot, but one leg will be a little shorter so you'll try to even them out, but then the OTHER one will be shorter so you'll try again and after a few rounds of that you'll have yourself a pair of very short short shorts. Just buy shorts.