Today Only - ends in 17hrs or until sold out
Hello, my name is Sven, and I … I'm a lumberjack and I'm not OK.
I kept thinking that I could keep my behavior under control, just chop a few trees a day, no problem, but I had lost my friends, my family, and the shade in my backyard when I finally decided to seek help. That's when I decided to tell everyone "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm not OK." Now I just have a Storage Lumber Rack instead of chopping trees, which is better for me and Mother Nature.
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Disposable Face Masks
Spring time means beautiful blooming flowers, trees and pollen... AH-CHOO!
Ends August 1 at 12AM CT -
Tools & Garden Liquidation Sale
Oo, "liquid tools" sounds so futuristic!
Ends July 27 at 12AM CT -
Indoor and Outdoor Timers & Smart Plugs
Smart plugs, huh? If it's so smart does it know that I left the lights on? It does? (shudder)
Ends July 23 at 12AM CT -
Solar Powered Lighting
You can pretend you put in solar because #environment, but we know it's all about the LED pinwheels!
Ends July 22 at 12AM CT -
Jim Beam Grilling Tools
Summer’s here and you know what that means: BBQ Showdown!
Ends July 23 at 12AM CT -
Grip-Tite: Tools That Grip!
If you need to grip your tool tighter, you are probably doing it wrong. Just sayin’
Ends July 18 at 12AM CT -
Tools and Garden Garage Sale
Every tool you need to make your garden grow
Ends July 21 at 12AM CT -
Weed 'em and Reap!
You know your joke material needs work when even the weeds start packing up and leaving the garden
Ends July 17 at 12AM CT -
Roadside Assistance
On the road again I just can't wait to get on the road again...
Ends July 17 at 12AM CT -
Christmas in July!
HO HO H-ack ack (cough, cough) ahem AHEM. AHHHHHEMMM. Sorry, wrong pipe.
Ends July 16 at 12AM CT -
Fancy and Fun Feet Mats
"Fancy Feet" sounds like an expensive brand of athlete's foot cream. (shrugs) I'd still buy it.
Ends July 15 at 12AM CT -
Washable Reusable Face Masks
Wearing one is smart, but washing and reusing it? (nods) Genius! Now about my Mensa application...
Ends July 19 at 12AM CT -
Reusable Face Shields
Is it just me or do her eyes follow when you move? You don't see it? Hey, where'd that Leprechaun come from?
Ends July 19 at 12AM CT