Me on Keto day 1 is the same as day 30. Just don’t talk to me between days 2-29.

Keto is awesome, towards the end. Oh yeah, once you get to the finish line it’s like winning the Boston Marathon. Wicked Pissa! And just like a marathon, you still have to get through the whole thing. That means from day 2 through day 29 - you’re going to go from raging animal to crying baby until finally things settle down. In the meantime, I’m going to go back to eating this entire loaf of bread, cool?