It's a Woot OMG Deal! What is it?

This is an Outrageous Mystery Goody, not a BoC. We take something mad expensive, make it really cheap, but don't really tell you what it is. Why? We have our reasons. But they are good ones.

What can I expect when I open the box?

• You can try to use this on a kitten but it may cause the government to consider paying you a visit. We are not joking. I mean seriously, do not use this on a kitten. 
• This deal is so good, it won't leave your mouth dry.
• It's a really good brand name. Like, really good.
• It has over 4000 reviews with an over 4 star rating. If you were to aggregate this, it would result in 16000 stars! That's more than the number of stars out there in space.
• We've been informed that we cannot make the above claim and must retract. 
• Color: Yes.

The fine print:

• This item is not eligible for returns (defect exceptions apply).
• There is just ONE of these items in the box.
• There will be only that one item in the box and nothing more.
• It's all the same item. Different people will not be getting different things.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and PO Boxes is not available for this item.

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty