Luggage is a great way to transport things. Bigger than backpacks, sturdier than paper bags, and cheaper than a butler, luggage truly is the best way to get your stuff from here to there. Well, once the airline finally finds it, at least.
Seriously, you've never heard of luggage? How did you find your way onto the internet? Back away from the computer, stand up, and start waving your arms wildly for help. Someone will be there to assist you shortly.