Our hunters searched far and wide for the faux fur produced by the elusive minkus fauxus of the great Pseudodian Highlands. After losing many men to the rigorous landscapes and extreme climates of this barren wasteland, we finally found the minkus fauxus, and from its fur we made a whole bunch of vests.
A long time ago, two rival households had a dispute over a valuable faux fur vest. After weeks of bickering and one especially heated brawl, they decided they would simply become one beautiful, loving family so that they could each experience time with the vest.
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