Kingston Brass Classic Faucets

Today, of course, we get our water through replicators and ice asteroids. But wouldn't it be fun, just now and then, to use a faucet again? Of course it would! So buy some, just like your ancestors used to do, waaay back in the 21st Century.

Ends on September 6 at 9AM CT

About Time Paradoxes

Sometimes they happen. So, if you're seeing this writeup before the year 2387, ignore it! But, um, buy lots of faucets. It's your, you know, destiny.