Your kitchen isn't just manual, you know. A good knife is essential but you're never going to be as fast as, say, a blender. And how can you properly deep fry with just a few matches? Get over yourself, hipster. Get something electric in there. Save the retro from your music collection. PS: vinyl is already plural, son.
Kitchen Electrics began in 1999, when a guitarist and drummer met in a coffee shop over a shared love of The Postal Service. Adding a bassist, the power trio offered their own blend of quiet rock to the locals by recording a well-regarded EP. The band broke up in 2002, but still… what Kitchen Electrics could have been, eh?