It's a pumpkin. It's a cookie jar. It's a pumpkin cookie jar. It's a pumpkin cookie jar with an NCAA logo on it. Why? WHY? You won't get anywhere asking crazy questions like that. Just buy, buy, buy! Your favorite team needs the support you'll be showing with your officially licensed pumpkin cookie jar. How else will they win?
You can't tell us you're completely surprised that these exist.